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Picking the ultimate Everton 5-a-side team to finish this season

If the Toffees had to play a 5-a-side tournament to decide the remainder of the season, who would you pick?

What do Phil Jagielka and Billy Ray Cyrus have in common?

Unlikely heroes with the comeback

What does a black cat on Groundhog Day predict for Everton?

Six more weeks of losses or six more weeks of wins?

Everton’s Andre Gomes shows masterful technique at charity event

Gomes hugged 200 fans to raise funds for the People’s Project

Should Everton sign Usain Bolt?

Fans have suggested it. Do not engage them.

A quick look at how Tom Davies cemented his fashion icon status

What’s Tom been wearin’?

Everton will score 836 Premier League goals this season

Plus, other absolute certainties for the Toffees upcoming campaign

Champion golfer credits Rooney for getting putting game on track

Apparently Wazza has helped Rory McIlroy focus again

Big Sam trolls Carragher mercilessly, again

Carra’s gonna regret poking the Big Bear

Evertonscope: Merseyside Derby drinking guide

What you should drink during the game, according to your astrological sign

Meme Monday - Everton’s Horrific Halloween edition

Find laughter in the darkness. At least try.

Evertonscope: Will David Unsworth Become Boss?

What do the stars hold for Rhino and his long-term future?

Evertonscope: Should the Blues hire a Sorcerer?

Is it too early in the season to be talking about exorcisms?

Evertonscope: How will Everton fare against the Spurs after the full moon?

What do the stars have fated for the Toffees this weekend

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If every Premier League team was a Game of Thrones character.. who would Everton be?

Four Four Two have outdone themselves this time with this absolutely hilarious and mostly on-point comparison of every Premier League team to a Game of Thrones character! Who do you think Everton is.. tell us if you agree!

Evertonscopes: Everton Play Chelsea While Mercury is in Retrograde

What can we learn?

Evertonscope for Everton at Man City: Total Solar Eclipse Edition

A horoscope for Everton on how the eclipse will affect the game

Louis Saha tweet to JK Rowling has the internet in a tizzy

Don’t you want to a fly on the wall when that conversation happens?!

Conor McGregor can’t figure out which Premier League team he supports, insults Everton anyway

Fighter may not know the difference between Liverpool and Manchester United

Sandro to be announced at England/Germany U-21 semi-final?

Satire alert! We imagine what Sandro might have to say about his protracted move to Goodison Park

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Watch the Tom Davies changing room video with Kevin Mirallas

Joel Robles has captured a moment of absolute hilarity in the Everton locker room, chasing Tom Davies around and ending with Kevin Mirallas doing his best Scouse impersonation.

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Ramiro Funes Mori takes on the Salt Bae!

In one of the true vagaries of the internet, this Turkish chef became an internet sensation and the subject of the #SaltBae meme when he posted this video on his Instagram. Here's Everton's Ramiro Funes Mori doing his version of it.

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Liverpool fans losing their minds over Everton dockside stadium

The fume level on social media today from the Reds has been on high alert today after Everton's General Meeting yesterday night made it sound like the new stadium was going to be built at the Bramley-Moore dock. Video courtesy of David O'Keefe

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When an Everton fan lives next to a Liverpool fan

The twice-annual Merseyside Derby is upon us again, which means we get to roll this video out as Everton host Liverpool on Monday night.

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The Koeman Christmas tree fiasco

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What's with the Sean Dyche cough drops jokes?

You've probably heard the cough drops references and jokes whenever Burnley manager Sean Dyche is mentioned and wondered what that was all about. Well, just listen, and you'll know.

Video: Valencia Chased by Police After Fake Injury During WCQ

Enner Valencia has provided perhaps the most interesting story of the international break.

Lukaku - Bolasie bromance in full bloom

Belgian striker pranks winger in car

Who would be in your Sunderland-Everton combined XI?

To be fair, we’re picking at least five from each side

Which NFL team is Everton most like?

A tip of the hat to the ‘other football’

Who would be in your Everton-Tottenham Combined XI?

To be fair (to Everton) we’re picking a minimum of five from each side

Common Scouse sayings translated to English

Don't know your bifters from your trabs? Here's a handy dictionary.