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Toffees Mailbag: The case for & against Allardyce, plus Baines, Pickford & Vlasic thoughts

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Answering all of your relevant, and irreverent, Everton questions.

This week’s mailbag is brought to you by:

APATHY

Because Sam Allardyce can’t ruin your life if you disconnect yourself emotionally!

To the Mailbag!


Why does any Everton fan with a brain and any foresight want Big Sam gone?

To the evidence!

Oh yeah....

Same as it ever was.

Seriously!!! We are soooooooo boring to watch.

Perfect.



I totally understand Jon.

The palpable mixture of fear and excitement that is pulsating through Evertonland is derived from the story that is currently playing out at Goodison; basically the plot to Ghostbusters.

He’s the worst.


We now break for some positive news:

Get it?

He’s a Legend (of the Hidden Temple)


Speaking of LB.....


Talk about a great signing. Jordan Pickford has star written all over him. Hope the club can grow with him.


What’s a......Cup??

9th place never looked so good.



  1. Fonseca
  2. He’s a bad fit for the league. (That one hurt to type.)
  3. In order of likelihood: Lookman, Besic, Sandro, Mirallas.
  4. No

Answering Everton questions is currently best approached as if it is taking off a band aid - do it quick and it hurts less.

When the big guy leaves, my enthusiasm shall return.


TOFFEE TUNES

EASY GIANT

To the Moon


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