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This week’s mailbag is brought to you by:
APATHY
Because Sam Allardyce can’t ruin your life if you disconnect yourself emotionally!
To the Mailbag!
Why does any Everton fan with a brain and any foresight want Big Sam gone?
To the evidence!
#ThrowbackThursday #Allardyce pic.twitter.com/UJzgKjjUCi
— Joe | EFC Graphics (@JoeDoesDesigns) April 26, 2018
Oh yeah....
Everton’s last 3 permanent managers’ Premier League records:
— EFC Statto (@EFC_Statto) April 29, 2018
Allardyce:
Win % - 40.9%
Pts/game - 1.50
GS/game - 1.14
GC/game - 1.18
Koeman:
Win % - 40.4%
Pts/game - 1.47
GS/game - 1.47
GC/game - 1.32
Martinez:
Win % - 38.1%
Pts/game - 1.44
GS/game - 1.46
GC/game - 1.27#EFC
Same as it ever was.
— Robert Sellick (@robert_sellick) April 29, 2018
Seriously!!! We are soooooooo boring to watch.
The hostility towards Allardyce stems from the anxiety of believing he’s here to stay.
— theeightyfives (@the85s) May 1, 2018
If a plumber came over to fix your sink you’d thank him on the way out. But if he hung around for dinner you’d start thinking of ways to get him out the door.#Everton #Allardyce
Perfect.
When you're on your way to the Everton manager interview and discover Wenger is leaving Arsenalpic.twitter.com/q6EJAOgwlF#Everton
— LoveEvertonForum (@LuvEvertonForum) May 2, 2018
Why do I feel like this win was a loss in our fight to remove Sam? I was also a little disappointed in the fans that were there. I hoped it would’ve been a bear pit against Sam. Especially since Moshiri was there. It was a chance to show what we want. I know. I’m a broken record.
— jon hein (@jdhein13) April 24, 2018
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I totally understand Jon.
The palpable mixture of fear and excitement that is pulsating through Evertonland is derived from the story that is currently playing out at Goodison; basically the plot to Ghostbusters.
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He’s the worst.
We now break for some positive news:
Won't be long before Baines has been involved in as many Premier League goals for #efc as Duncan Ferguson (83). He's now only one behind on 82 (29 goals, 53 assists). For a left back that's unreal
— Paul Brown (@pbsportswriter) April 29, 2018
Get it?
He’s a Legend (of the Hidden Temple)
Speaking of LB.....
Jagielka “It’s hard to put into words what this club means to me.
— Tony Scott (@Tony_Scott11) May 1, 2018
Me and Leighton are proud parents and both have sons and daughters who are Evertonians”.
A shining light in a dark season! pic.twitter.com/iEwj4bDwb6
— Alan Myers (@ALANMYERSMEDIA) May 1, 2018
Talk about a great signing. Jordan Pickford has star written all over him. Hope the club can grow with him.
On this day in 1933, Everton beat Manchester City 3-0 to win the FA Cup for the second time. #EFC https://t.co/o7zOEIRXkz
— EFC Statto (@EFC_Statto) April 29, 2018
What’s a......Cup??
Everton unveil new home kit for 2018/19 season #EFC #Toffees #NSNO #GOT pic.twitter.com/qPu8LhNrrT
— MatchDayApp (@MatchDayApp) May 1, 2018
9th place never looked so good.
The circle of Nikola Vlasic:
— Pog (@Poggymac87) April 28, 2018
1. Doesn’t play for weeks
2. Starts a game out the blue
3. A few fans happy to see him start
4. Doesn’t produce wonders cos he hasn’t played for weeks
5. A few fans slag him off and the fans who wanted to see him play
6. He’s subbed
7. Go back to 1 pic.twitter.com/MUpYk9ybOj
1) who’s your choice for Gaffer?
— High Press Podcast⚽️ (@highpresspod) April 27, 2018
2) Why hasn’t Klaassen gotten a fair shake?
3) which of the returning loan players makes an impact for Everton next season: Sandro, Lookman, Mirallas, or Besic
4) Will Kieran Dowell & Antonee Robinson get a chance at 1st team football?
- Fonseca
- He’s a bad fit for the league. (That one hurt to type.)
- In order of likelihood: Lookman, Besic, Sandro, Mirallas.
- No
Answering Everton questions is currently best approached as if it is taking off a band aid - do it quick and it hurts less.
When the big guy leaves, my enthusiasm shall return.
TOFFEE TUNES
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EASY GIANT
To the Moon
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