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There is no rhyme or reason for this week’s “mailbag’. Just like this international break.
There are no pertinent questions being answered and the content provided has no theme.
Unless you consider ‘completely random’ a theme.
(I do now.)
Anyways, being an Everton fan now means waiting for the season to end and then having a panic attack every morning you wake up and Big Sam has yet to be fired.
I for one look forward to the stomach pains and imminent nausea as Sam continues to put his sticky, gravy-covered fingers all over the Toffees.
Anyways, enjoy the randomness below and we will get back to ‘regular’ order next week.
Whatever that is.
TO THE RANDOMNESS!
My relationship with #Everton classically summed up this week. Spend every weekend calling them as they’re shite then miss them like crazy this weekend when they’re not around....
— Niasse’sLocker (@clu3lessrobert) March 22, 2018
What do you think the capacity of the new #Everton stadium at Bramley Moore should be? Please retweet so we get as wide a survey as possible
— Trevor McKinlay (@TrevorMcKinlay) March 19, 2018
As someone who lives thousands of miles away.....I agree.
Now that we’re safe, we should continue our good charity work and give Allardyce to Southampton #Everton
— theeightyfives (@the85s) March 17, 2018
Here's @G_KnowsSports with the latest Everton Weekly Update.. and he wants to talk about Turkey striker CENK TOSUN!#EFC #TosunPaşa pic.twitter.com/5Ixvp2pSuQ
— Royal Blue Mersey (@RBMersey) March 23, 2018
LOVE the bow tie.
You can laugh, but it IS a lot of people’s default measuring stick for toughness and ability to make it in the Premier League.
But can he do it on a cold day in Stoke?? YESSSS CENK DOES IT AGAIIINNNN!!! That's 4️⃣in 3️⃣ from the Big man #CenkTosun GET INNNN!!! #EFC #UTFT @premierleague #evertonfc #premierleague #epl @TheBlueRoomEFC pic.twitter.com/BiNDvapqhc
— Sarah Halpin (@SarahHalpin9) March 17, 2018
Tuchel to PSG, Enrique to Chelsea, Allegri to Arsenal, Conte to Italy, Nagelsmann to Dortmund/Bayern and Fonseca to Everton all seem to be gaining momentum #efc #psg #ita #arse #FCB #bayern #Chelsea #everton
— El Pivote (@elpivoteftbl) March 26, 2018
https://t.co/j8JBz2ZUS7
— Newstrack (@newstrackmedia) March 12, 2018
Candies from the 90s we still wish to keep in pockets#candies #toffees #90s
Toffees >> Toffee
The BT ad for the City game on Saturday is missing something... pic.twitter.com/SaKtdzgHon
— keith (@keith1878) March 25, 2018
What’s missing? A eulogy for Everton’s back four? Surprisingly though, the Blues do have three straight clean sheets against City at Goodison Park. Also, if you watched the ad above then you’d think City were playing against themselves on Saturday.
Yes, I know he is 45 years old, but I am STILL insanely excited about Zlatan coming to America.
Zlatan Ibrahimovic has taken out a full page advert in the @latimes announcing his arrival at LA Galaxy. Classic Zlatan. pic.twitter.com/TeFXM2De7e
— Dale Johnson (@DaleJohnsonESPN) March 23, 2018
In a shock move, Zlatan Ibrahimovic has signed 22-year-old Major League Soccer to a two-year deal. https://t.co/Dn3WPnkvmy
— Total MLS (@TotalMLS) March 23, 2018
Wales defender says he considered quitting national side after World Cup despair - https://t.co/UWpnOLBqqo #EvertonFC #EFC #COYB #toffees pic.twitter.com/hgOUDHkQhw
— Toffee News (@TOFnews) March 21, 2018
Any chance he is considering quitting club football and focusing entirely on the national team?
Asking for a friend.
Wales star Ashley Williams relishing battle with Barcelona striker Luis Suarez - https://t.co/mkVskB9bvG #EvertonFC #EFC #toffees pic.twitter.com/QL4m6Z44qB
— Toffee News (@TOFnews) March 25, 2018
Luis Suarez has no clue who Ashley Williams is. Also, the defender was terrible against Uruguay and left in the wake as Edinson Cavani scored the winner. No one was surprised.