Happy Halloween! It’s the time of year for ghosts and ghouls, but nothing is scarier than Everton’s current situation. But let’s try to stay light today. Get into the comments today and let us know what/who you think Everton’s players should dress up as tonight when they go trick or treating.
Here are a few of my ideas:
Wayne Rooney - That one long, straight Tetris piece
Sure, it’s useful sometimes, but more often it just doesn’t fit right and screws up the entire game.
Ross Barkley - Chewbacca
Last time we saw him, he was hurt. And when he talks, no one can understand him.
Ashley Williams - A cylindrical filing cabinet
No explanation needed.
Jordan Pickford - This cat
If the USMNT had brought this cat in as their goalie, they wouldn't be missing their first World Cup in over thirty years pic.twitter.com/To2wxnPuII— Nicolas Pratt (@nicolaspratt) October 12, 2017
In case you missed it
Allardyce claims he can salvage Everton’s disastrous season
Surely this is not happening, is it?
Everton defender could be back by the weekend
Keane has been struggling with deep cut for some time now.
Leicester City 2-0 Everton: Three Thoughts
What’s there to learn?
Tuesday’s Toffee Bites
Unsworth: We Need To Pick Ourselves Up Quickly - EvertonFC.com
David Unsworth says Everton’s second-half display at Leicester showed “what we should be about” – and is challenging his players to “pick themselves up” ahead of key clashes with Lyon and Watford.
Jamie Carragher: Sean Dyche must take Everton job if he is offered it - Sky Sports
Jamie Carragher believes Sean Dyche must take the Everton job if he is offered it, because he may not get a better chance to step up.
Carlo Ancelotti not 'too big' to manage Everton, says Stuart Pearce - Sky Sports
Everton have got a big enough profile to attract a manager like Carlo Ancelotti, according to former England captain Stuart Pearce.
Bookmakers slash odds on Allardyce to become new Everton boss - Liverpool Echo
The former England boss admitted that he would consider the job if he was asked.
Gary Neville: Everton's defending against Leicester was 'ridiculous' - Sky Sports
Gary Neville expressed his frustration at Everton's "absolutely ridiculous" defending against Leicester on Sunday, saying the players are to blame rather than manager David Unsworth.
Jagielka lays bare his frustrations at managerless Everton's struggles - Mirror Online
Without a manager, the Toffees are in the relegation zone after suffering defeat at Leicester on Sunday.
Tony Cascarino: Everton need new central defenders - The Times
Before they can turn their form around, Everton need to sort their central defenders. Phil Jagielka and Ashley Williams cannot work as a pairing.
What and How to Watch
MLS: Columbus Crew vs New York City FC, 8 p.m. ET, ESPN
Champions League: Manchester United vs Benfica, 3:45 p.m. ET, fuboTV
Basel vs CSKA Moscow, 3:45 p.m. ET, ESPN3
Celtic vs Bayern Munich, 3:45 p.m. ET, ESPN3
Roma vs Chelsea, 3:45 p.m. ET, fuboTV
Olympiakos vs Barcelona, 3:45 p.m. ET, ESPN3
Sporting CP vs Juventus, 3:45 p.m. ET, ESPN3
Paris St Germain vs Anderlecht, 3:45 p.m. ET, ESPN3
Atletico Madrid vs Qarabag, 3:45 p.m. ET, ESPN3
Championship: Sunderland vs Bolton Wanderers, 3:45 p.m. ET
MLB: Astros at Dodgers, 8 p.m. ET, FOX (Game 6, Astros lead 3-2)