Pogba to Everton! Lukaku to Juventus!

Is Ronald Koeman planning a transfer coup to gazump anything else heard this summer? Will Everton jump in ahead of Manchester United and Real Madrid to steal away Paul Pogba, and offer Juventus striker Romelu Lukaku and a boatload of cash to sweeten the deal?

Pogba and Lukaku are hanging out together in Miami with their loudmouth agent Mino Raiola, so you know anything is possible. However, with the wages that he is demanding for Pogba, Everton would probably have to sell Goodison Park to afford the France international.

All jokes aside, this means nothing in the bigger picture of things, just some Friday fun and banter.

As you were.