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Things Less Painful than Watching Everton Thrashed in the Derby

Yesterday was like a gut punch, having your dog run away, finding out your significant other is a cheater, etc. It hurt. Bad. We all were looking forward to seeing Everton end their run of disappointment at Anfield and move into 4th place. Then everything went to crap. So I started thinking about all the things that could be less painful than watching the match yesterday.

Here are a few:

- Stumbling across a live reenactment of the movie Deliverance

- Getting Hepatitis while getting a tattoo

Add yours in the comments.

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