Stoke City v Everton: Live GameThread

There are an unlimited number of funny pictures of Peter Crouch - Richard Heathcote

Everton visit the worst place ever to try to maintain their move up the table.

While a victory today at the always impossible Britannia Stadium wouldn't likely jump us over any other club in the table, it may help solidify our position at fourth. It would most likely pull us a bit further away from the pack.

But sadly, this match has draw written all over it. Stoke can't score but also don't really let anyone else score. Defensive teams also tend to frustrate our already sad offense. I don't see a victory here. But I do foresee a super boring match!

Let's have fun! Huzzah!

Everton Startin XI: Howard, Coleman, Baines, Jagielka, Distin, Gibson, Naismith, Fellaini, Osman, Pienaar, Jelavic

Subs: Mucha, Heitinga, Vellios, Barkley, Duffy, Gueye, Hitzlsperger

Stoke City Starting XI: Begovic, Cameron, Shawcross, Huth, Wilkinson, Walters, Whelan, Nzonzi, Adam, Etherington, Jones.

Subs: Sorenson, Palacios, Whitehead, Upson, Kightly, Crouch, Jerome.

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