Sunderland v Everton: Live GameThread

Boxing day, Boxing day, Boxing day...away! - (in some type of goofy children's tune)

Today, I will only be answering questions (that I myself posed) in the gamethread:

Will we score? I doubt it. Will we win?

Yes, because we are a delusional fanbase.

Over/Under on Sebastian Larsson flopping to the ground? 15 (and I take the over)

Will Sunderland have a goalkeeper playing in the match? No

Whats wrong with Apostolos Vellios? Everton's debt is greater than Greece's sovereign debt, so we can't pay his wages nor his transfer fee.

Why can't Louis Saha score goals? Because he plays for one, David Moyes - the master of killing strikers' careers.

Do I hate everything, ever? Yes

Everton Starting XI: Howard, Distin, Jagielka, Baines, Hibbert, Heitinga, Neville, Drenthe, Osman, Saha, Cahill

Sunderland Starting XI: Westwood, Brown, Bramble, Bardsley, O'Shea, Vaughan, Cattermole, Richardson, Larsson, Bendtner, Sessegnon

As always, comment below.

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